Q:If a plane crashes on the Georgia/Tennessee border, where would you bury the survivors?

A:You wouldn't bury them, you don't bury survivors..lol.

Q: What is the difference between a young prostitute and an old prostitute?

A: A young prostitute uses vasoline, an old prostitute uses polygrip!

Q: What do lesbians do for fun while they're on their period?

A: They fingerpaint!

Stranger stopped at an old farmhouse. He knocked on the door and asked the man if he could sleep in his barn til morning. The man replied " no but you can sleep on the couch with one condition. I have 3 daughters. One's 18, anther is 16, and my baby is 10 and they are ALL virgins. Don't touch 'em! If you do, I'll shoot you!"

So the stranger laid down on the couch. After a while, the 18 year old daughter came down the stairs and woke the stranger. She said to the stranger "stranger, please fuck me, I am 18 years old and I've never been touched." The stranger replied, "if your daddy caught us, I would surely die!" The girl said, "he's sound asleep, don't worry."

The stranger agreed and he fuked the girl and went back to sleep.

A short while later, the 16 year old came down and woke the stranger. "Stranger" she said, "you have got to fuck me, I'm 16 and never been touched!" "NO" the stranger replied! "If your Dad wakes up, I will surely die!" The daughter says "if you don't, I will tell my daddy that you screwed my sister and you will die anyway". So the stranger agreed. He fucked the girl the went back to sleep.

No longer did the stranger fall askeep the 10 year old came down and told the stranger "I'm 10 years old and I've never been touched. You have GOT to fuck me!" The stranger replied "NO! You are just a child and your daddy could wake up and I would die !" The girl replied, "I will go upstairs and wake my daddy, tell him you fucked my two sister and me too if you don't then you will surely die!"

The stranger finally agreed! He started fucking the 10 year old girl. All of the sudden, he saw green puss coming out. He jumped up and said, "what the hell is that?!" The girl replied, "My cherry isn't ripe yet!"

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