Q: How can you tell a virgin in Alabama?

A: She can still outrun her Dad and two brothers!

Q: What does a girl in Alabama say after sex?

A: Get up Daddy, you're squishin' my ciggarrettes.

Old boy in Alabama sittin' in a hayfield rowin' a boat. There's this other guy on the other side of the hayfield fishin'. He looks at the other guy says "people like you make Alabama look bad! I oughta swim over there an' kick your ass!"

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